14 June 2008

My New Digs!


The entry way, and in my bedroom, the "Hall of Shoes"


The living room, and in my bedroom, well, the bedroom.


The baby dining room- I only have one of these.


The baby kitchen, only one of these too.


And the bathroom, one in my bedroom and one off the living room...

(incase I haven't mentioned, my apartment is 2 studios converted into a 1 bedroom)

Isn't it great?!

03 June 2008

Be One with the Avocado

A haiku meditation on how NOT to pit an avocado:

The avocado

in hand, the knife cuts through it-

slip! My hand is stabbed.

____

Oh yeah, muscle tissue damage, 2 hours in the ER, and a cute male nurse in Dickies scrubs who told bad jokes. Do you know how weird it feels to pull about a 1/2 inch tip of the knife out of your hand? GROSS.

Dana says I'm guacamole-infused.