A haiku meditation on how NOT to pit an avocado:
The avocado
in hand, the knife cuts through it-
slip! My hand is stabbed.
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Oh yeah, muscle tissue damage, 2 hours in the ER, and a cute male nurse in Dickies scrubs who told bad jokes. Do you know how weird it feels to pull about a 1/2 inch tip of the knife out of your hand? GROSS.
Dana says I'm guacamole-infused.
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